Your activity
deserves to suffer.

Upload a screenshot of your Strava or Garmin activity. We'll have an AI personality tear it apart. Every PR, every excuse, every sad average pace.

Drop your activity screenshot here

Strava, Garmin, Apple Fitness — anything works

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"8.57 km in over an hour? That's not a run, that's a brisk waddle with bathroom breaks. 411m of elevation on that snail pace? Grow up, you absolute man-child."

– Best Coach Ever

How it works

Tired of sycophantic AI nonsense?

Upload a screenshot

Take a screenshot of any Garmin or Strava activity page and upload it. Runs, rides, swims — we don't discriminate, we just judge.

Pick your personality

Choose who delivers the pain. Three distinct voices, each with their own particular brand of insults and disappointment.

Share with friends

Receive your roast as a shareable image. Download it. Post it. Send it to your running club. Wear it as a badge of honour.

Questions

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